Karaoke is terrible
The damn Japanese invented karaoke as a way to make us suffer because we dropped a atomic bomb on them
But I somehow think they got the softer deal.
Karaoke sucks, and as I write this my brother and 5 of his friends are squealing along to Madonna. I want to kill them all. Its horrid, they sound like a half frozen cat being cut with a table saw.
Look, some people can sing (not you Ozzie) and most cant, its why most of you dont have a recording contract and instead go to your crummy jobs everyday. Dont think becasue you somehow managaed to pull together enough money for the crappy electronics to make seom digital noise you can grind your crusty voice along, that somehow you are some sort of rockstar.
So do me a favor, save the planet by letting the ones that can sing remain doing so and just politely nod your head to the beat when a good song comes on the radio, but please stop attempting to sing.