Nosy Neighbors
Nosy neighbors, we all have them, I like to play tricks on mine when I know they are watching. I have this plastic arm.. its a movie prop. When they’re watching me get in and out of my car I like to slip the arm into my trunk and let it hang out. I’ve shown them in lots of ways that I don’t appreciate their spying but they just keep watching. I think my latest prank though will get them out of my hair for a bit.
I paid an uncle of mine to mow my front and back yard. My uncle is a nudist, a very large, very hairy nudist. I told him of the situation, and he agreed to do it. So, this weekend when the nosy neighbors came out to be nosy they were greeted with an eye full of uncle frank, mowing the lawn in his speedo swimsuit in all his fat hairy glory.
That’ll teach them to be rude.