Untitled Rant
Ever wonder why God hung out with Adam and Eve, like walked around chatting with them, and I cant even get an email?
I am pretty ticked off about the whole thing. Its like, I cant get any respect because I took the time to put clothes on? And what gets me more is like you can kick it and chat with God and then like blow off his ideas. God says Yeah don’t eat from that tree, cause if you do I will get all pissy and kick you out my cool place with the trees.
I wonder if they made jokes when he wasn’t around…
I mean, why make a tree that you don’t want touched?! God whispers to Jesus, “LOL Watch me screw with these two!” Why make the tree you don’t want them to have?! Why be all selfish like that?!
Theres just too many problems with that story to be acceptable.
How do you got a God of love who plays serious practical jokes on people like that?